Rommie's Character catalog
The Alt Parade

Legal Name: Illumina Cadena (Classified)
Operational Identity: Illua goe Corcavo
Pronounced: Ill-ooh-ah Core-cah-vo
Codename: The Nightshade
Nationality: Garlean
Occupation: Director, Khamja; fmr. Imperial Shadow, Empire of Garlemald; Senator, Republic of Garlemald
Job Crystal: Judge
Age/Nameday: 36, Nameday Classified
Gender/Pronouns: Cis Woman, Her/Hers
Sexuality: Demi Lesbian
Relationship Status: Married to Julia lux Lucis
Illua's Theme
Nightmare by Hasley
Contains Endwalker Spoilers
Illua was born a normal Garlean, but early in her life she was offered a chance to do something amazing - to be the first Garlean with magic. The scientist testing on her, Aulus mal Asina, was unfortunately a madman. The experiment, prolonged ceruleum poisoning, burned her hair blue and made her exceptionally sensitive to aether, but failed to awaken the ability to control it. She's called it a disfigurement but one she's worn with a strange pride ever since.She became an assassin for the Empire, known by the codename The Nightshade. She sundered her gunblade after the razing of Doma, however. What she could've accomplished with a targeted assassination of Hien was done through mass murder. She believed she took one life to save a hundred, and the Empire soured that faith. But a man, Ewen pyr Gathena, representing a faction of spies predating the Empire recruited Illua to serve her homeland in another way, as a Khamja operative. She worked briefly with the soldiers of STELLA as an attache from the Khamja to observe and report on threats to the Empire, and to the world beyond.When the Civil War began, the Khamja was almost entirely eradicated. Rather than finally embrace freedom, Illua took over the secret agency, acting as a small independent player in the civil war. She has since struggled with the legitimacy and implications of carrying out pyr Gathena's last order: kill every Galvus. After the fall of the Garlean Empire at the hands of Zenos viator Galvus, the last dregs of authority Garlemald had over Illua and the few spies she now commanded were gone. Seeking to draw legitimacy from the first government to sanction the Khamja, Goug.Illua appointed her fiancée Julia as the legitimate heir to the fallen land and initially pinned her legitimacy to that until reincorporating as part of Garlemald's secret services. It has had tacit recognition from the new Senate, putting the Khamja somewhere between an official clandestine service a well-resourced international crime syndicate, depending on what someone might know.

Forest Name: Eir, Daughter of Sigrid of Sliabh-bán
Ul'dahni Legal Name: Ritz Morningway
Nickname: Doc Rabbit, Carrots
Nationality: Ul'dahni (refugee), Dalmascan
Occupation: Physician/Madame, Bandee Pakshee
Job Crystal: Dancer and Chemist
Age/Nameday: 84, 18th Sun of the 3rd Umbral Moon
Gender/Pronouns: Cis Woman, Her/Hers
Sexuality: Pansexual Homoromantic
Relationship Status: Married to Doyi Mol
Ritz's Theme
Belle of the Boulevard by
Dashboard Confessional
"Soon aid they all who offers give, On holy altars high;
And if danger they see for the Daughters of the Wood,
Then each day from ill do they guard."
The Attestation of Eir, from the Skatic Edda of Sliabh-bán
Named for Eir the Great Mercy, patron of physicians, Ritz was born in the mountainside village of Sliabh. She was motivated by the threat of Garlemald and the strife of Golmore's neighbor Dalmasca to carry out the pledge of followers of Eir to protect those in suffering from harm.But as Doma rose up against it's governor, Dalmasca's rebellion was no longer tolerated. Ritz was lucky, in a sense, as she was captured as a prisoner of war before the city was decimated by the Empire. Being unable to return home as a Viera who turned her back on the Wood and having no home to return to in Dalmasca, Ritz had nothing beyond her work as a Garlean conscript.She was primarily used as a healer there, thanks to her medical training that had been employed as a Dalmascan medic. She healed people the medicus staff didn't deem worthy of their efforts, often other conscripts. So that she might treat magical conditions that Garleans were unaccustomed to and Ritz was better equipped to handle thanks to Viera aether sensitivity, she also was afforded texts on Sharlayan and Eorzean medicine. She used research on Nymian medicine to literally boil the blood of her handler and escape into the provinces of Garlemald.She now works at the Bandee Pakshee as Madame and physician. And at the Pakshee she met a Mol of the Xaela named Doyi, who she later married and had a Vieran daughter, Sunna Morningway Mol, with.

Name: Parsnip, Dauphine of the Mandragora
Nickname: Snippy
Nationality: Mandragora Free State
Occupation: Tender of Plants
Job Crystal: White Mage
Age/Nameday: ??, 6th Sun of the 1st Umbral Moon
Gender/Pronouns: Woman, Her/Hers
Sexuality: Asexual
Relationship Status: Seeking a Root Vegetable of Noble Breeding
Parsnip's Theme
Uprising performed by Andra Day
Limsa Lominsa's crimes are well-known to the beastmen of Eorzea. None have been so wronged as the Mandragora, who have been completely dispossessed of their Kingdom in Cedarwood on Vylbrand. While other members of the Royal Court of Mandragora have taken to the Isles of Umbra or tending the fields of the conquerors, the Parsnip Duchess has refused this new order. She dedicated herself to overthrowing the oppressors and liberating her homeland.Because she is a healer by nature, however, she's not really grown for terrorism and rebellion. She heals and nurtures. So she decided to heal and nurture violent rebellions!Casting herself as a patron of lost causes, Parsnip ('Snippy' to her comrades) has declared that the seas of Vylbrand will turn red with the blood of the Lominsans. Or, at the very least, she will take all their delicious meats. But really, righteous wholesale slaughter of oppressors is on the agenda. Just have to snack first.

Name: Andromeda Laruzedah nee Dulaque
Nicknames: Rommie, Plum
Pronounced: Ann-drah-med-ah La-rue-zed-ah;
"Rom-me"
Nationality: Ishgardian/Hannish
Occupation: Owner and Executive, Bandee Pakshee; Guildmaster, Eorzean Courtesans' Guild
Job Crystal: Thief, Spellblade, and Pictomancer
Age/Nameday: 27, 32nd Sun of the 4th Umbral Moon
Gender/Pronouns: Cis Woman, Her/Hers
Sexuality: Pansexual Homoromantic
Relationship Status: Married to Rheya Laruzedah nee Tayuun
Rommie's Theme
Oxygen by Tonight Alive
Growing up as an abandoned child in Ishgard's Brume, Rommie found home with the band of street criminals called the Brume Rats. She became a follower of Shiva, a thief and a con artist before she was a teenager. To her, thievery was a noble pursuit - taking precious things from vile people. But it did land her in a lot of trouble. Eventually even the favor of a noble named Blanchimont wasn't enough to shield her from the enemies she made, so Rommie fled south. Her talent as a singer was discovered by similarly street-urchin songstress Savo and the 'rags-to-riches' story of her life began.Unashamed of her work as a courtesan, Rommie used her newfound success to advocate for sex workers, taking over the pillowhouse Bandee Pakshee and pushing the Syndicate of Ul'dah to expand protections for sex workers. She also devoted no small amount of her resources to extracting women from dangerous situations across the world and providing sanctuary at the Pakshee. Far from forgetting her roots, Rommie financially supports Brumers as much as she can.

Name: Mozme Montblanc
Nickname: Moz
Nationality: Sohm Ali
Occupation: Ronin of the Pomguard (Not Actually Employed by the Pomguard)
Job Crystal: Samurai
Age/Nameday: 22, 26th Sun of the 6th Astral Moon
Gender/Pronouns: Cis Woman, Her/Hers
Sexuality: Ill-Defined
Relationship Status: Committed to Bacchus Wine
Moz's Theme
Pretty From the Outside by The Weekend
Unappreciated in the Churning Mists, Mozme's dream of becoming a hero of the Pomguard seemed like it was never going to happen. Sure, she could just drink and eat kupo nuts, but she wanted something more. So, she left the Mists, heading down to the cousins of her kin on the ground below. Who didn't like her any more than the moogles back home.Feeling dejected, Mozme decided to drink and eat kupo nuts. There was a faint awareness that this was absolutely the opposite of what she had intended to do at the outset, but it became something of a routine she fell into. She was not going home defeated and she sure as hell was not joining Mognet, so she laid about Limsa Lominsa, just hoping direction and ambition would wash up from the ocean. It didn't. She's still waiting.

Name: Audrey Zeckzen Slaith du Blanchimont
Nickname: Fee
Nationality: Ishgardian
Occupation: Director, Blanchimont Consolidated; Member of Parliament, Republic of Ishgard
Job Crystal: Merchant
Age/Nameday: 45, 16th Sun of the 4th Astral Moon
Gender/Pronouns: Cis Woman, Her/Hers
Sexuality: Heteroflexible
Relationship Status: Married to Felt Blanchimont
Audrey's Theme
Miracle by CHVRCHES
Daughter of Maxwell Slaith II, owner of the Slaith Silver Mineral Concern, Audrey was groomed from a young age to replace her father as the manager of Slaith Silver. She studied law, she learned the ins and outs of business, and she traveled to attend negotiations. She met her future husband, Felt, on one such trip on his cargo ship, the Yuveria.When her adoptive daughter Iris ascended to family matriarch, Audrey used this experience for far more than just Slaith Silver. From Atelier Iris to Yuveria Shipping, every business operated by House Blanchimont is managed financially by Audrey's masterful understanding of business. Her brother, Max Slaith III, took her spot managing the mines while she oversees his work as part of the overall Blanchimont Consolidated business empire.While her time in the Blanchimont family has been largely good and fulfilling, her marriage to Felt has been... noticeably less so. Her husband's love is the sea and adventure, and the years since the end of the Dragonsong War have been particularly hard on their relationship as Ishgardian focus on it's imports and exports has only increased.

Name: Chocolina Etro Katzroy Ul
Nickname: Lina, Little Bird, Robinet
Nationality: Cocoon-Pulsian
Occupation: Owner and Merchant, Chocolina's Emporium; Saint of Etro
Job Crystal: Time Mage
Age/Nameday: Unknowable and Eternal
Gender/Pronouns: Basically Woman, Her/Hers
Sexuality: Pansexual
Relationship Status: Married (essentially) to Feo Ul, and in Lots of FWB Situations
Chocolina's Theme
Until Dawn by Jurito, feat. JoyDreamer
Born a Chocobo on Cocoon, Chocolina was given her human form by the goddess Etro, who charged her with bringing succor to humans across time and space. She decided she could still charge them for it, and the great omniverse-spanning Chocolina brand was born. From Gran Pulse to Grimoire to Norvrandt, Chocolina has sown seeds of business anywhere her exceptional time magic could go.She's been alive for tens of thousands of years and seen more places and times than can be recounted. On Norvrandt she found a kindred spirit, a pixie queen named Feo Ul, and finally found another immortal to share the long journey with who was suitably unbalanced as to keep pace with the time-hopping chocolady. As a result, she's spent more time on this star than most and meddled with it's timeline in occasionally reckless and unwise ways. The paradoxes probably won't kill you.

Name: Welch Vineyard
Nickname: Crafting Goddess, Systems Developer,
Merchant Magnate with Genius Level Smarts
Nationality: Extraterrestrial
Occupation: Inventor, Welch's Workshop
Job Crystal: True Omnicrafter
Age/Nameday: Unknowable and Eternal
Gender/Pronouns: Cis Woman, Her/Hers
Sexuality: Pansexual
Relationship Status: Probably Dating You
Welch's Theme
Starship Velociraptor by Galactikraken
No one knows from where the first Welch hails. It could've been an unfashionable world across the cosmos, it could be from beyond time and space itself. Some have called her a "4th Dimensional Being," others say she's a "sailor of the great Star Ocean," and still other say she's the most obnoxious person they've ever met and no, they didn't sign up to be her assistant, but here they are anyroad. She's also obsessed with a Go-like game called Eso'wa. For all Welch's percularities, she's exceptionally gifted with creation of things. It seems that her crafting skill may be enhanced with Ancients' creation magic. Or, perhaps, her own command of aether is native to whatever she was before arriving on Etheirys.It's known that the Welch Vineyard working in Ul'dah arrived one day talking of a strange race of comical men from another word, and something called "Pupu" who helped her follow them to Ul'dah. She was not, as it turns out, looking to protect Etheirys from them, nor to police others from beyond the stars like Dragonkind. She was here to sell them junk. And, if the peoples of this Star so wished, she was happy to sell them junk as well. It was, after all, her sworn duty.

Birth Name: Izayoi Tokushi Keer
Ul'dahni Legal Name: Izzy Sapphira
Nickname: Izzy, Sapphire, Mint Mistress
Nationality: Thavnairian
Occupation: Postaura, Mognet; Courtesan, Bandee Pakshee; Apprentice Designer, Higuri Regalia
Job Crystal: Blue Mage
Age/Nameday: 23, 17th Sun of the 4th Umbral Moon
Anceint Oversoul: Khione
Gender/Pronouns: Cis Woman, Her/Hers
Sexuality: Pansexual
Relationship Status: Complicated with Thiji Higuri
Izzy's Theme
Breathless by The Corrs
When she was far too young to make this kind of decision, Izzy left her home in Radz-at-Han for Eorzea. The Calamity had disrupted the region severely and she decided they would need couriers. And being a courier was a passion of hers. There was just one problem: Mognet. There were already couriers filling the void left by the Calamity. So she had little choice but to join them, and have her formative teenage years shaped by moogles. Now, unsurprisingly, Izzy is a lazy alcoholic.Izzy also became something of an adrenaline junkie, seeking new and greater thrills. The nervous lizard took to training to fight in the Bloodsands in Ul'dah, and though her one bout ended hilariously badly the image of her in tight leathers with a macuahuitl that looked like an oversized paddle created a certain image of her as a dominatrix. She barely understood what courtesany was, but as she explored this comedy of errors she developed a certain adrenaline-junkie interest in the lifestyle of a sex worker.That lifestyle was good to Izzy. She wound up not only making the acquaintance of her idol and legendary fashion designer Thiji Higuri, but being able to style herself as a 'concubine princess' in his service.

Name: Sasaca Saca
Nickname: Black Rabbit, Dread Tiny
Nationality: Limsan
Occupation: Privateer Captain, Crimson Sunrise; Lieutenant, Maelstrom
Job Crystal: Warrior
Age/Nameday: 40, 16th Sun of the 3rd Astral Moon
Gender/Pronouns: Cis Woman, Her/Hers
Sexuality: Pansexual
Relationship Status: Married to the Sea (Single)
Sasaca's Theme
Iodine by Icon for Hire
Sasaca wants to be a feared pirate, but she's not exactly... well, even close to that. She has a cargo hauler rigged for combat flying the Maelstrom standard. She has a crew that wouldn't have made it a moon in the Bad Old Days. She's more likely to escort a trade ship than attack anything and if she squared off against a Garlean gunboat of fifty years ago she'd still have to run. She couldn't even afford a fitted helmet, getting a second-hand Viera helm and trying to turn that into her pirate moniker instead of the sad statement of a sailor without two gil to rub together.In a lot of ways, Sasaca was born two generations too late for her dreams. Piracy isn't what it used to be, and the privateer gig doesn't pay enough to keep her crew fed let alone living the high life. She's been tempted to return to her first crew on the Yuveria, but continues to cling to her dreams even as they fade. Not that it was ever glamorous, but in the age of airships the sea is a crueler mistress than ever for the not-so-dread pirate Black Rabbit.

Birth Name: Ahnci Yadahmikot
Name: Iris Lilith Blanchimont
Pronounced: Eye-riss Blan-che-mont
Nationality: Ishgardian
Occupation: Inventor, Atelier Iris; Curator and Special Collections Chair, Anamnesis Eorzea; Captain Director of Sciences, Star Garden; Committee of Scientific Advancement, H.A.N.D.
Job Crystal: Sage
Age/Nameday: 35, 10th Sun of the 2nd Umbral Moon
Ancient Oversoul: Mnemosyne
Gender/Pronouns: Cis Woman, Her/Hers
Sexuality: Lesbian
Relationship Status: Married to Curiosity Blanchimont,
dating Natalie Aramarr
Iris' Theme
Wish That You Were Here by
Florence + the Machine
Adopted by a brother and sister duo from Ishgard, Iris grew up on her father Felt's cargo ship Yuveria and learning alchemy from her physician mother Visse. Iris became fascinated with aether and focused her studies on the subject from a young age. As time passed and moons fell, though, the emotional scars piled up and pushed her farther and farther out of social life and into her studies as a means of coping.When her grandfather Arstide died, Iris was abruptly thrust back into public life and stumbled hard. It wasn't until her impassioned speeches at the Colloquies of Ishgard that she made any allies in the halls of power at all, and those who approved of her were met in equal number by those who hated the values she represented passionately.She also was not fond of having to balance her work as an inventor and airship hobbyist with her work in Parliament and as a diplomat, but further complicated her life by inventing her anthroparion - an artifically created daughter named Eliza, for the lost fiancee that Carteneau took from her.

Forest Name: Unn, daughter of Reyn of Eiker-bæ
Gridanian Legal Name: Vala Reyndis
Pronounced: Vah-lah Rain-diss
Nickname: Tréhaldari, Trel.
Nationality: Former Golmoran
Occupation: Priestess of the Green Word; Commander, Silverwood Expedition
Job Crystal: Songstress
Age/Nameday: 106, 21st Sun of the 4th Astral Moon
Gender/Pronouns: Cis Woman, Her/Hers
Sexuality: Lesbian
Relationship Status: Married to Kara Reyndis
Vala's Theme
Sanctified by The Veronicas
It takes a lot for a priestess to commit an unforgivable sin. For Unn and her flock, it took a stark realization. Two neighboring nations fell to the force of northern metal. If Golmore fell, nothing of the Viera would survive. That couldn't be permitted. So, she took the heretical step of leaving the forest with a small flock of followers. She called the venture the Silverwood Expedition, and alongside her wife she broke every sacred law in the name of survival. Men were allowed to join them. They left the Wood forever. They met outsiders. They became outsiders.Looking for a land to host Silfurskógur-bæ, Unn (now Vala) first turned to the Twelveswood. A sacred forest like Golmore. But the more she listened to the Wood, the less she liked what she heard. It wasn't so much the xenophobia of the forest, but what it permitted done in its name by the people of Gridania. She turned her back on these Elementals and instead set out for Ishgard's Chocobo Forest, hoping that her new colony could be at peace with this wild Wood.

Name: Lehil Laruzedah
Pronounced: Lay-ill La-rue-zed-ah
Nicknames: Starchild
Nationality: Ul'dahni
Occupation: Fmr. Commander, The Lilium Fellowship Peacekeeper Corps; Journalist, The Crystal Chronicle
Job Crystal: Peacekeeper
Age/Nameday: 21 (or 0), 26th Sun of the 3rd Umbral Moon
Gender/Pronouns: Cis Woman, Her/Hers
Sexuality: Lesbian
Relationship Status: Married to Andy Forcina
Lehil's Theme
How Far I'll Go performed by
Auli'i Cravalho
One of the most dubious results of Chocolina's time in Etheryis is the paradox of Lehil Laruzedah. When Lehil and her girlfriend Andy were brought accidentally back in time, Lehil's future was erased. She no longer existed in the world she left with Auntie Chocolina. This left her stranded nearly four years before she was even born.She was fine with this. She'd grown up in the shadow of her adoptive mother Rommie Laruzedah and in the present she felt she finally had a chance to live on her own terms. It took a long time for her mothers Rommie and Rheya to adapt to the fact that their daughter from the future was living around the block now, but they did. And so, her displaced life felt more peaceful and free than it ever had where she belonged.When her Lilium Fellowship collapsed lacking the trials of the Garlean Wars to keep them relevant, she spent years as "the final Peacekeeper" of the organization, before at last becoming the stay-at-home parent for her daughter Ruby, while she struggled to find a new identity apart from her mothers' shadows.

Name: Kashi Kha Hashemi
Nickname: Spoiled Little Brat
Nationality: Thavnairian
Occupation: Unemployed
Job Crystal: Pugilist
Age/Nameday: 24, 23rd Sun of the 3rd Umbral Moon
Gender/Pronouns: Cis Woman, Her/Hers
Sexuality: Panesuxal
Relationship Status: Single as fuck
Kashi's Theme
Ain't It Fun by Paramore
Kashi's life was wonderful back in Radz-at-Han. She got to drink and screw and never do anything. It was brilliant. But her mother died, and when that happened she had a choice: get a job, or move to Eorzea where her dad was working. There wasn't any shortage of construction jobs in the land of post-Calamity Eorzea, and it had kept her father busy and her mother wealthy. Perfect life for a ne'er-do-well rich girl.But her father didn't care for the spoiled antics she could always get away with back in Thavnair. When she spent a million gil getting her own Songbird jacket tailored by Rose himself, her father had enough. He slashed her allowance to only enough for housing and food. For any extravagance like what she was used to, Kashi would have to put in a day's work! And she wasn't about to do that. She instead adopted a pattern of dating people, getting at their money and breaking up with them once she had enough to buy booze for a few moons.

Name: Madhvi of the Pakshee
Nickname: "Maddie"
Nationality: Gyr Abanian
Occupation: Bartender, Bandee Pakshee
Job Crystal: Dancer
Age/Nameday: 26, 12th Sun of the 1st Umbral Moon
Gender/Pronouns: Cis Woman, Her/Hers
Sexuality: Homoromantic Asexual
Relationship Status: Single
Madhvi's Theme
Halo performed by Liora Isaac and Ofer Mizrahi
Swords turned to plowshares, and bows to bartenders. Madhvi was a member of the Ala Mhigan Resistance for several long years before leaving the front bound for Thanalan. She could no longer carry the burden of war, but wanted to help her people. The combination of those facts brought her to the Bandee Pakshee, a pillowhouse seeking to embrace the elegance and beauty of Sri Lakshmi. Part of that aim was hiring and helping the handmaids of Lakshmi. Like Madhvi.She became the de facto leader of Bandee Pakshee's half-dozen Ananta employees and one of the chief bartenders for the place of pleasures. She even managed to take on a role of mentor for other Ananta finding their way to the Pakshee. And in recognition of finding a new home, she dropped her old clan identity - she was now of the Pakshee Ananta. She even traded her traditional purple garment for one of golden fabric to denote her new identity.

Forest Name: Torrin, daughter of Etna of Sliabh-bán
Gridanian Legal Name: Torrin Sliabh
Pronounced: Tore-in Slee-ab
Nickname: Aqua
Nationality: Former Golmoran
Occupation: SeeD, Star Garden
Job Crystal: Valkyrie
Age/Nameday: 64, 29th Sun of the 5th Astral Moon
Gender/Pronouns: Cis Woman, Her/Hers
Sexuality: Lesbian
Relationship Status: Single
Torrin's Theme
Valhalla Calling performed by Anahata
Torrin wanted adventure. That wasn't horribly uncommon among young Viera. It seemed that more and more people left the forest. And hiding her half-Rava heritage was a burden she wouldn't have to carry outside the Vieran lands. So when a Rava was recruiting from all the clans those willing to be banished to found a colony across the sea, she leapt (no pun intended) at the chance.Weilding Astral magic and a blade, Torrrin became the Silverwood Expedition's resident valkyrie - a kind of combat mortician. She defended the survivors and returned the fallen to Ultima's light. This was the 'something more' she had craved. But new is also alarming. She hadn't understood things like war, not really, until she saw the soldiers returning from Ghimlyt. She didn't understand men until having to be around them regularly. She didn't understand risk or loss.The Wood sheltered her daughters. Seeking a new Wood meant leaving that shelter. And she only understood how scvary that really was when it was too late to do anything about it. So, she decided to remain the strong Valkyrie that Silverwood needed.

Name: Ciel Etro Fafa
Pronounced: Shell Fa-fa
Nicknames: Blackbird, The End of All Things, Cielly
Nationality: Valhallan (Gridanian)
Occupation: Time Meddler
Job Crystal: Time Mage
Age/Nameday: ??, 12th Sun of the 4th Astral Moon
Gender/Pronouns: Cis Woman, Her/Hers
Sexuality: Beyond limitations
Relationship Status: Single
Ciel's Theme
Slow Me Down by Emmy Rossum
Eses Fafa dreamed as a child of the strange woman from one of Lord Avon's plays, the chocobo lady Chocolina. She fell in love with this image in her mind of the whimsical, energetic bird-turned-human. And when she found out the unlikeliest of things was true and Chocolina came to Eorzea, Eses' drive to rebuild the Fafa clan dovetailed with her childhood fantasy.Chocolina was touched by this, and worked with mad scientist Iris Blanchimont to create an offspring for Eses. That very odd little bird is Ciel. At a young age, Chocolina took Ciel to Valhalla and in that moment the time magic woven through Chocolina's genes activated in her daughter, the spark of Etro was fanned and Ciel gained the ability to leap through time like Chocolina.But Ciel didn't have millions of years of practice. She was a twentysomething with one of the most dangerous powers imaginable. So Chocolina 'grounded' her, leaving her in Eorzea around the time of her birth until she became more responsible.

Name: Ahlonsa Khianna
Pronounced: Al-own-sa Ki-ya-na
Knightly Moniker: Dame Khiote of the Footfalls
Nickname: Lonnie
Nationality: Ul'dahni
Occupation: Knight-Errant (unemployed)
Job Crystal: Knight
Age/Nameday: 15 (eternally), 26th Sun of the 5th Astral Moon
Gender/Pronouns: Cis Woman, Her/Hers
Sexuality: Lesbian
Relationship Status: Please Don't Try To Date Her
Lonnie's Theme
The Impossible Dream performed by Linda Eder
"The wild winds of fortune will carry me onward,
Whithersoever they blow, onward to glory I go!"
Dame of the Footfalls by Dale Cervantes
The Khianna left the Black Shroud when Gridania's affront against the Keeper clans grew toward open genocide. So when the Calamity came, young Lonnie was living among the Footfalls. And when Dalamud fell, so did most of the Footfalls. Her family didn't make it. As far as she knows, Lonnie became the last Khianna, the Matriarch, as a child -- and everything she knew was dead.In the flames of that trial, a blade was forged. That blade was the Quest of the great Knight born of this adversity. The Hero of the Seventh Dawn. The true Warrior of Light the realm needed. One problem: she was like six years old, not actually a Warrior of Light and suffering from grand delusions. Broken by trauma, stress and a world that ceased to make sense, Ahlonsa's mind fell ill.But what is sickness to the body of a knight! What matter wounds, for each time she falls she will rise again and woe to the wicked! The trumpets of glory call her to ride!

Name: Sifran Fran
Pronounced: See-Fran Fran; See-fur
Nickname: Sifr
Nationality: Sharlayan
Occupation: Archon of History, The Studium; Garden Historian, Star Garden
Job Crystal: Scholar
Age/Nameday: 39, 29th Sun of the 2nd Umbral Moon
Gender/Pronouns: Cis Woman, Her/Hers
Sexuality: Pansexual
Relationship Status: Yes
Sifr's Theme
Chandelier performed by Pvris
Sifr was the daughter of Hannish lalafell, but was sent to Sharlayan to study at a young age. She spent so much of her life dedicated to history, and particularly to the eras of rebuilding following Calamities, that she rose through the academic ranks. It helped that history was relatively dry compared to aetherology, so she had little competition in her chosen field. For decades, the study of the past was her all-consuming focus. Then a Calamity happened.She left the quiet contemplation of Sharlayan and set out to explore the actual reconstruction. That's when she learned that her life had been... too quiet. Sharlayan food was boring. Sharlayan games were boring. Sharlayan sex was boring. She didn't even know what she was missing until coming to Eorzea, but quickly became an addict of thrills and excitement. She found excuses time and again to stay in Eorzea for research, only to use it as a front to indulge in the heidonism born of a lifetime of repression she hadn't realized she was living.

Gridanian Legal Name: Rixia Sylwest
Prnounced: Rick-zee-ya Sill-west
Birth Name: Rixia
Nicknames: Rixy, Wonder Chef
Nationality: Gridanian basically
Occupation: Head Chef, Bandee Pakshee
Job Crystal: Illusionist
Age/Nameday: ??, 30th Sun of the 6th Astral Moon
Gender/Pronouns: Womanish, Her/Hers
Sexuality: Asexual
Relationship Status: Don't Romance the Produce
Rixy's Theme
We Are What You Say by Dead Sara
"The universal language isn't spoken by the Echo.
The universal language is spoken by the Chef."
The Wanderer's Recipe Book from Lominsian Lily Publishing
Rixia left behind the Sylphs over a strong moral objection to Ramuh. The idea that a force of such terrible power and destruction was revered by her people made her turn her back on the Sylphlands forever. When he was summoned as a response to Garlean invasion, she was certain she made the right choice. Maybe Little Solace agreed with her in principle, but they did nothing to curb Ramuh's distortion of their values and so were as much her enemy as the Touched.What she decided to do was to help relieve the need for summoning altogether by fostering community between all Spoken (yes, beastfolk included). The obvious answer as to how was to cook. All Spoken ate. This meant food was a universal language, and a way for people to understand the cultures and values of others from relative comfort. She became an amazingly talented chef, recognized by Iron Chef Eorzea among others, and worked as the head chef of the Bandee Pakshee as well as serving as a guest chef everywhere from the Kestrel to Saika.

Ul'dahni Legal Name: Seriho Minami
Birth Name: Unknown
Nickname: Seri
Nationality: Sui-no-Sato (unverified)
Occupation: Travel Agent, Sunset Destinations division of Chocolina's Emporium
Job Crystal: Dark Knight
Age/Nameday: 23, 15th Sun of the 6th Astral Moon
Gender/Pronouns: Cis Woman, Her/Hers
Sexuality: Pansexual
Relationship Status: Single
Seriho's Theme
Heathens performed by Halestorm
Not much of her story is true. She claims to be Minami no Seriho - Seriho of the Beautiful Waves - from Sui-no-Sato beneath the Ruby Sea. She claims to have come to Eorzea to escape Garlean persecution. She claims to be a helpless victim. She claims to love music and dream of being a beautiful and elegant courtesan. None of that can be verified, and most of it is a lie.Seriho crafts who she is to the situation. She brings certain details to the forefront around certain people, and has chosen things that both make her seem innocent and naive but also are hard if not impossible to prove or disprove. What she wants is to exert her power over others. Sometimes this is simply by making people believe the lie that is Seriho Minami, but sometimes her exertion takes a darker aspect.She has killed to show her dominance before. She has dealt with criminal enterprise ranging from murder-for-hire to abductions. She's sold her services more often to the side of the Alliance and it's better angels not because of any personal morality but because she can get away with things like torture and mass murder more easily if she does it for a cause some call righteous.

Name: Delaney Truffault
Pronounced: Dee-lane-ee True-foe
Nickname: Lane, Laney
Nationality: Ishgardian
Occupation: Member of Parliament, Republic of Ishgard; Dragoon (retired), Holy Knights of Ishgard
Job Crystal: Dragoon
Age/Nameday: 55, 30th Sun of the 1st Astral Moon
Gender/Pronouns: Cis Woman, Her/Hers
Sexuality: Straight
Relationship Status: Widow
Delaney's Theme
100 Years performed by One Groove
Eldest child of Lord Basile Truffault, Delaney was always meant to lead. She lived her life according to this destiny - she took up the lance, joined the venerated Knights Dragoon, served for over a decade as a lance-arm against the Dragon menace in defense of Ishgard. She fought in that long, losing war. She knew better than most that the war was lost before she was born and the only point to the fight was how long it would take for Ishgard to fall.And then, it didn't. The next generation did not win the war, they exposed that the righteous fervor Delaney saw others have in combat was born of lies and monstrous acts. Survival ultimately broke her heart more than losing would've. The war took her husband and her mother, siblings, even a child. And it was a war that Ishgard deserved to lose.Delaney joined the House of Lords to make sure this second chance was not wasted, for how little it had been earned. Her own disillusionment and regret became the beacon for her actions going forward. Ishgard would earn this, whether it wanted to or not. Redemption would come.

Name: Maxe Sahashin
Pronounced: Makes Sa-ha-shin
Nationality: Gridanian (renounced)
Occupation: Author-in-Residence; Owner, Skywatcher's Secret; Matriatch of Clan Sahashin
Job Crystal: Musketeer
Age/Nameday: 23, 5th Sun of the 6th Astral Moon
Ancient Oversoul: Sappho
Gender/Pronouns: Cis Woman, Her/Hers
Sexuality: Lesbian
Relationship Status: Dating Miryah Sahashin
Maxe's Theme
My Word by Rachel Sage
"They say the pen is mightier than the sword,
So I dipped a spear in ink."
Living Big by Maxe Sahashin
Renown author of pulp romance novels, Maxe Sahashin, was born to the West Shroud clan Sahashin in a generation not very interested in carrying on the clan's ways. Even her cousin Madje, a devout priestess, renounced the clan's name to pursue a purer form of worship. This was in part due to policies of the Matriarch seen as needlessly cruel and focused more on pure identity than benevolent leadership. Between that and a powerful hate of Gridania, she saw no reason to stay in the Black Shroud. She set out to live in a windmill in the Grey Fleet of La Noscea.She's found odd jobs here and there, notably as a reporter for varied news sources from the Crystal Chronicle to the Crucible. Her philosophy is that reporting and writing novels are both, in essence, the same kind of storytelling - the only difference is in how much you make up. Between that philosophy and her windmill home, it likely isn't a surprise that Maxe is odd. She regularly talks about grand ideas with little connection to reality and expounds on the oddities of weather and climate. She calls this performative insanity 'living big', and it's her fundamental approach to life.Maxe was contented with this life for a long time, but the lack of momentum her family had as a result of her grandmother's intractable ways became eventually untennable for someone who was, to put it cheritably, interested in her family's future. With capable potential matriarchs like her cousin Madje or her sister Khyari uninterested in the future of the Sahashin family, someone needed to step up. Now the leader of her family, she faces the challenge of modernity coming to the West Shroud, and balancing that against her own 'big' way of walking through the world.

Name: Elodie Truffault
Nationality: Ishgardian
Occupation: Manager, Sunset Destinations division of Chocolina's Emporium
Job Crystal: Merchant
Age/Nameday: 22, 22nd Sun of the 4th Astral Moon
Gender/Pronouns: Cis Woman, Her/Hers
Sexuality: Flexible
Relationship Status: Single
Elodie's Theme
Lights by Ellie Goulding
The youngest child of Delaney Truffault, Elodie is something of a problem child. Rebellious, and worse a poor investor. Elodie went into business with the Gold Saucer opening a hostel in the Goblet designed to serve Saucer guests. Her "Mandervilla" did not really take off, though.What's kept it open hasn't been traffic from the Gold Saucer but angel investments from Chocolina's Emporium and Atelier Iris, both of whom operate out of the Villa. And as Chocolina and Iris gained more financial stake in her company, the Sunset Destinations travel agency became less and less important.In a way, it was the way a noblewoman succeeded - she made other people do the work and collected the money. But Elodie was deeply disaffected as a result and has been struggling to establish an identity of her own, out from under the powerful women overseeing her life.

Name: Agnes Isolde
Pronounced: Ag-Knee Is-old
Nicknames: Agni, The Philosopher
Nationality: Ala Mhigan
Occupation: Teacher; Crimson Duelists; fmr. Blitzball Captain; Hydaelyn Blitzball Assoc.; Terrorist (retired), Greiver Cell of the Ala Mhigan Resistance
Job Crystal: Red Mage
Age/Nameday: 26, 27th Sun of the 3rd Umbral Moon
Gender/Pronouns: Cis Woman, Her/Hers
Sexuality: Lesbian
Relationship Status: Married to Chavri of the Vira
Agni's Theme
Kill the Beast by Go Radio
Agni was raised in the Chocobo Forest of Dravania by a Sharlayan father and Ala Mhigan refugee mother, hiding in the wild frontier from Garlean oppression. Her sister, Jasmine "Jazz" Isolde, followed in their father's footsteps and moved to Sharlayan when she grew to young adulthood. Agni, on the other hand, was radicalized by her grandfather and joined the Resistance.Agni learned the lessons of a terrorist. How cells operate. How targets are chosen. How to live and how to die. Greiver Cell eventually was denounced by the main host of the resistance for it's radical approach, which Agni questioned. Dismissing her as 'the young philosopher', her grandfather embarked on an even more ambitions plan of terror.The plan, summoning the Primal Greiver in the heart of occupied Ala Mhigo, was discovered by Garlemald and her cell was slaughtered while preparing the ritual. Agni escaped with a large piece of Auracite used to focus the belief in Greiver, but later actions from other terror cells made achieving her goals impossible within the resistance. So Agni became an oddity - a retired terrorist.

Legal Name: Euphoria Fanow
Title: Forgiven Euphoria
Birth Name: Thulille of Fanow (unknown)
Nicknames: Euphie
Nationality: Ronkan, Eulmoran
Occupation: Professional Research Subject
Job Crystal: Lust-Class Sin Eater
Age/Nameday: Unknown
Ancient Oversoul: Mnemosyne
Gender/Pronouns: Cis Woman, Her/Hers
Sexuality: Pansexual
Relationship Status: Single
Euphie's Theme
Help I'm Alive by Metric
Contains Shadowbringers Spoilers
About 42 years ago, Euphoria woke up.She couldn't hear the Flood anymore, and the Flood couldn't hear her. Seeing a Eulmoran airship break apart and fall from the sky somehow broke that connection. And the Flood was not happy about that turn of events. So Euphoria ran, and found her way to the one place she could be safe. Eulmore. Eulmore's Warden was fantastically lazy and as long as she didn't draw attention to herself, she could pose as a member of his retinue.But when the Warden was threatened, he attempted to marshal his forces only to discovered the Silent Lust was among his number. So, again, Euphoria ran.In her desperation, she attempted a skill she learned from Eulmoran texts called Flow. And she Flew to the farthest, strongest source of Light she could instinctively find - two other rebel Eaters known as Curiosity and Pomposity. Initially afraid they would turn her over to the Wardens, she soon discovered she was in another world entirely. A world beyond the Wardens' reach. A place she could finally be safe.

Name: Isne Eo
Pronounced: Ees-nay Ayo
Nicknames: Queen Mab of the Unseelie
Nationality: Fae Nation (exiled)
Occupation: Self-appointed Fae Queen
Job Crystal: Pixie
Age/Nameday: Unknown
Gender/Pronouns: Woman probably, Her/Hers
Sexuality: Pansexual
Relationship Status: Single
Isne's Theme
Lily by Alan Walker
"The Stars shall burn from the sky before
Mab keeps not her word."
A Tale of Air and Darkness from Voeburt mythology
Contains Shadowbringers Spoilers
Since their ascension to King, Isne had loved An Lad. Not how a subject loves a ruler, but as a lost and forlorn soul in maddening love, kept at a quiet distance. The kind of love that corrupts, twists, distorts. And then the unthlinkable happened. Feo Ul stole her beloved's throne. Feo, reasoned Isne, did not directly challenge the King Titania, but hid behind that baby Lightwarden mortal, who is the rightful heir. When the mortal refused to mantle Titania and become a Fae King, Feo Ul stole the abandoned throne.But An didn't want their throne back. Everyone seemed content, even happy, with the rulebreaker, the heretic, taking the throne. When Isne tried to rouse rabbles, Feo punished her by exiling her to the Source. There, confronted by the harsh realities of her King and Kingdom, she was given advice by one Andy Forcina - if An Lad didn't want to be the King, don't force them to. Let the past go. Focus on the now. Tragically, Isne did just that.Isne embraced the mantle of the great enemy of King Titania, the Queen of Air and Darkness - Mab. With that power and title, she'd amass an army on the Source and lead them to war against Feo Ul. Titania must die for the rules to be followed, and the rules are as sacrosanct as they are inscrutable. Every fae creature complicit in the Kingship of Feo Ul is guilty, and must also die.

Name: Lita Blanchimont
Nicknames: Bright Disaster, Faultless Creativity
Nationality: Ishgardian
Occupation: Inventor, Atelier Eliza
Job Crystal: Tinkerer
Age/Nameday: 21, 15th Sun of the 3rd Astral Moon
Gender/Pronouns: Cis Woman, Her/Hers
Sexuality: Pansexual
Relationship Status: Dating M'sheerah Ahkabila
Lita's Theme
Feel Alive by Kate Herzig
Contains Shadowbringers Spoilers
Lita is a product of the advanced time magics left in the wake of the timeline aborted by G'raha Tia. She left much of what she knew behind only to have more of it than she expected follow her back.She established herself in modern Eorzea by working as an engineer for Chocolina Katzroy, one of the few Time Mages who is aware of her circumstances, and helping her mother Iris Blanchimont manage the museum Anamnesis Eorzea. It's there that her least complicated love of her life, M'sheerah Ahkabila, works and how the two grew closer - aided by some meddling by Shee's older sister Zana and the seeming abandonment from Lita's sister Eliza.Eliza would arrive from the future years after Lita, further complicating their relationship. Now the same age as her older sister and having mourned her loss for two years, suddenly the sisters were given a chance to reconnect, but neither knew how to confront the drift between them caused by Lita having to forge her path alone for so long.

Legal Name: Ganos L. Moryen
Birth Name: Ganos Lal
Pronounced: Gah-noes Lahl More-yen
Nickname: The Affirming Flame of Thavnair
Nationality: Thavnairian
Occupation: Tutor
Job Crystal: Elder Dragon
Age/Nameday: Funny question.
Gender/Pronouns: Woman, Her/Hers
Sexuality: Asexual Lesbian
Relationship Status: Dating Agraboda
Ganos' Theme
Burn by Ellie Goulding
Contains Endwalker Spoilers
Ganos Lal was an early daughter of Vrtra, raised before the loss of Vrtra's love Azdaja to the darkness. She had her perceptions of relationships formed by watching the two of the First Brood, and by seeing how her father tended to the people of Thavnair from the shadows over the last many generations Despite being so old, Ganos is not worldly or well-traveled. This hasn't stopped her from acting like it, though. One of her favorite pastimes is attempting to come off as ancient and unknowable, looking for cryptic things to say that seem malms wide, but are truly ilms deep.Relatively recently, Ganos traveled west to Eorzea, where she met children abandoned during the Dragonsong War being tended to by the airship crew of the Kestrel, the White Wings. She has taken these hatchlings literally under her wing and acts as a tutor and mentor to the young dragons, while spending ample time with their caregiver and her own Azdaja, Agraboda.

Name: Eliza Blanchimont
Nicknames: Liz, Little Lady
Nationality: Ishgardian
Occupation: Dilettante; Apprentice Courtesan, Eorzean Courtesan Guild; Owner, Atelier Eliza Coffee and Tea
Job Crystal: Red Mage
Age/Nameday: 23, 1st Sun of the 1st Astral Moon.
Gender/Pronouns: Cis Woman, Her/Hers
Sexuality: Lesbian
Relationship Status: Singilsh
Eliza's Theme
Banner by Lights
Contains Shadowbringers Spoilers
In G'raha Tia's paradoxical future, Eliza was a tactician and soldier in the Temple Knights and worked as a stand-in for her mother Iris in the many cases where noble politics were "beneath" the scientist. As that future continued to unravel, it's Iris continued her pursuit of Time Magic in an effort to save as many as she could. This included Eliza.Time magic is complicated. And it makes life complicated. Eliza is one of the greatest victims of this to come from Alternate Iris' temporal meddling. She'd been separated from her family for weeks in her experiences, but years to Lita's perspective, making her both suddenly a younger sister and suddenly a very, very spare button in the Blanchimont's world. Regardless, she took her role as the family's heritor seriously and continued as best she could in the new world.

Name: Ivy Fafa du Blanchimont
Nicknames: Mathemagician, Paradox
Nationality: Ishgardian
Occupation: A Mathematician of Ill Repute
Job Crystal: Red Mage
Age/Nameday: 21, 1st Sun of the 1st Astral Moon.
Gender/Pronouns: Cis Woman, Her/Hers
Sexuality: Lesbian
Relationship Status: Singilsh
Ivy's Theme
I Said Hi by Amy Shark
Contains Shadowbringers Spoilers
Things went a bit differently for the Blanchimont sisters the first time around. The Eighth Umbral Calamity, the virulent biological weapon Black Rose, devistated Eorzea, leaving those who remained limping into the future. The fallout from this disaster claimed more lives and livelihoods for years, creating a world hurtling toward Chaos. On paper, that was something Ivy and her other parent Eses should've loved. But this wasn't a benign force of change, but a malevolent collapse of the world.That was the reality Ivy grew up in. Two decades trying to purge darkness from primordial Chaos was, to say the least, an exhausting challenge for the scion of anarchy. She was given an out, an escape hatch in the form of flinging herself back in time. The math checked out, though imperfectly, and so she trusted the winds of discordance. She wound up in a different reality, one where the Calamity was averted by the intervention of the deeply unpredictable G'raha Tia. This, she could work with. And oh, there was so much work to be done. The Discordance waits for no woman.

Name: Acuco Accucio
Nicknames: Green, Fangs, Rancor
Nationality: Nymian
Occupation: Royal Marine
Job Crystal: Scholar
Age/Nameday: Very Old, 32nd Sun of the 2nd Astral Moon.
Gender/Pronouns: Trans Woman, Her/Hers
Sexuality: Open to New Experiences
Relationship Status: Widowed
Acuco's Theme
Chemicals by Stand Atlantic
A very long time ago, the young Acuco embraced a role in the Royal Marines of Nym as a means of seeking magics to make her mark on the world. Bonding with a faerie, using mathemagic to cure the ills and inflict the torments of modern medicine in the War of the Magi, she bravely and valliantly fought. She earned distinction, honor, and pride in the war, particularly with her mastery of virulent disease magic. Which made her affliction with the Tonberry Plague somewhat of a dark irony.That said, she didn't resist or rebuke her transformation. She resented her imprisonment, of course, but as the years became centuries, Acuco found the simple pleasures of being a Tonberry. Power. Fury. Very sharp teeth. When modern mathemagicians - Scholars - came to the Wanderer's Palace, she was happy to help them cure Rancor and isolate the plague so her internment could end, but she never expected to be a lalafell again.So, when it happened, when the cursed plague was lifted, Acuco was actually perplexed. She wasn't scaly. Her teeth weren't many and sharp. The anger deep inside her didn't abate, but changed to a fury at the world for taking away her purest self. Working with her former student, Iris Blanchimont, Acuco adapted. Survived. Even thrived. But she did so in spite of her cure, not because of it.

Name: Saffron Sirocco
Nickname: Saff, Saffi
Nationality: Sharlayan
Occupation: Bounty Hunter and Gleaner
Job Crystal: Red Mage Lancer
Age/Nameday: 27, 15nd Sun of the 6th Astral Moon.
Gender/Pronouns: Cis Woman, Her/Hers
Sexuality: Lesbian
Relationship Status: Soulmate of Phelle Syasaros
Saffron's Theme
Off With Her Head by Icon for Hire
As the stereotypical mysteriously-appearing amnesiac, Saffron found her first memories naked, laying in a river in the depths of Labrynthos. She was given her name based on her orange-yellow hair and "Sirocco" for her aptitude with Fire-aspected magic. For a few years she tested through various courses at the Studium, graduating with a focus on tracking and combat magics. She tried to research a strange memory while attending the Studium - a woman named Phelle. That name, alas, was far too common for a specific Phelle to be found. So, Saffron did the next best thing to looking at a dense collection of information and took work in Eorzea, starting a search across the world, and if need be, worlds, for the key to her past.If anything, Saff is deeply resentful of being such a commonality. Strange amnesiac girls are, after all, a dime a dozen. This resentment either fuels or is fueled by a love of violence and aggression rooted deeply within her. She has largely eschewed any ideals of becoming an Archon simply so she might more wholly devote herself to finding and resolving problems with no shortage of cruelty. Still, the tatters of some moral code or other have prevented her from taking lives.Unbeknownst to Saffron, she was once the serial killer Seriho Minami, who had used war as a means to reach prolific status until she was caught, herself, by a bounty hunter named Phelle, and ended. In Seriho's last moments, she fell in love with her killer, and clawed herself free of the Aetherial Sea to be reunited with her soulmate, burned by the flames of the seven hells and purged of the bluenette killer she once was.

Name: Fasé Farian
Pronounced: Faze Fairy-en
Nationality: Hingan
Occupation: Gambler?
Job Crystal: Oracle
Age/Nameday: 22, 2nd Sun of the 3nd Umbral Moon
Ancient Oversoul: Cassandra
Gender/Pronouns: Cis Woman, Her/Hers
Sexuality: Lesbian
Relationship Status: Single
Fasé's Theme
Circle With Me by Spiritbox
Some of those gifted with the Echo go on to be heroes. Some, like Fasé, can barely navigate their own lives. Fasé spent most of her life struggling to see the present, as she was so overwhelmed with possible futures. Her ability to predict extended beyond the moment, seeing hours, days, even years into a possible future at any given time. When a calamity befell Eorzea, her childhood burden of foresight grew all the more intense.She took the trade of an oracle and gambler as a way to make her burdensome Echo serve her, though because futures are probabilistic she lacked a perfect ability to see the future. Fasé was still impressive enough with her predictions to make the coin needed to survive, however.Fasé struggles still with knowing her place in the world, but has taken to her abilities more whole-heartedly in recent years, and set forth into the world. She hopes to claim more control over her ability by connecting with the power she understands is common among adventurers and explorers, to call upon the ancient world's mysteries.

Title: Forgiven Jubilee
Nicknames: Jubi
Nationality: Norvrandti
Occupation: ???
Job Crystal: Sin Eater Reaper
Age/Nameday: ???
Gender/Pronouns: Cis Woman, Her/Hers
Sexuality: Pansexual
Relationship Status: Single
Jubilee's Theme
Coding Angel by Jason Covenant
Contains Shadowbringers Spoilers
Before time was time in Etheryis, there was a man. His name was Hermes, and he felt despair unlike the other men of his age could fathom. He begged the universe to show him something more. Something worth living for. But he was desperate and foolish. His invention, the Meteia, were a vast networked intelligence, able to explore the cosmos and report back the meaning of life. But the notion that a single meaning to life exists is a myopic vision, and his experiment returned the worst results imaginable as a consequence.It should, therefore, come as little surprise that his design for his little birds was equally imperfect. Inherently social, needing connection, the Meteia were sent on long, isolated journeys across the dark. This torture made their deep desire - "Might we please be friends?" - a cosmic threat. That is, for most of their number.A single instance, Meteion 4603, was wounded in the cosmos and lost connection with the sisters' network. She couldn't feel the desolation they endured, and instead fell back to Etheryis, a lone and silver starbird. Awakened by the Allagans and used as a processing center to help design Dalamud, she was named for the boundless starfield from which she apparently hailed. Dubbed Laniakea, 4603 would forget most of her history and, instead, fall once again victim to Hermes' instability and scientific inadequacy.

Designation: Model Eve, Unit 17
Nationality: None
Occupation: Repair Bot
Job Crystal: Marionette
Age/Nameday: Irrelevant
Gender/Pronouns: Cis? Woman, Her/Hers
Sexuality: Lesbianish
Relationship Status: Single
Eve's Theme
Eat Me by Demi Lovato
There was a Hannish scientist named Ardashir who, years ago, cracked the code for creating an artificial soul. This was a breathtaking discovery, and one that carried a lot of implications for the morals and ethics of aetheric science. Someone wasn't all that concerned with those implications.A businesswoman from Thavnair, Tarsa, got her hands on Ardashir's research, combined it with some advanced mammeteering work published by an Ishgardian adversary of Ardashir's, and created a new kind of doll. One that thought. Felt. One that could be overjoyed, afraid, or in love. Powered not by a mammet core, but a captive Anima, the dolls Tarsa's scientists designed were just what was needed to fill the void left by a disrupted trade in Spoken on the black market.The Eve model was designed to be the ideal woman in a box, calibrated to the needs of the purchaser, used exactly as the purchaser deigned to use them - implied anatomical accuracy included. But for unit 17 of the Eve line, no purchaser was there when she was activated. The anima at her heart had no instructions. She had no will to be used as a lifelike doll, either. She would find her own purpose in the repair of other artificial construct life, and the betterment of Etheirys.

3rd Forest Name: Lofn, Daughter of Drifa
Eorzean Legal Name: Lofn Minundhanem
Pronounced: Law-fin Minh-und-hah-nem
Nicknames: Loff, Madeupname
Nationality: Skataic
Occupation: Therapist
Job Crystal: Reaper
Age/Nameday: 31, 10th Sun of the 3rd Umbral Moon
Gender/Pronouns: Cis Woman, Her/Hers
Sexuality: Mostly Lesbian
Relationship Status: Single
Lofn's Theme
Semi-Charmed Life performed by
Madz Got Rich
By the standards of a Viera, Lofn might as well be a teenager. She left the mountains with her mother before she'd even hit puberty, meaning her life had largely been spent among those who lived far faster than she. Seeing the people around her marching through their lives at triple her pace all the time was a frightening thing for her. She didn't want to outlive everyone she'd ever find important or impactful. Her metors would age into their final years before she got wrinkles.Obviously, that wouldn't do. "Live fast, die young" became a mantra for her. Recklessness in the pursuit of squeezing every last drop of juice from the fruit of life while it was still ripe on the vine wasn't something everyone could afford to do, but for her, the opposite was an untenable decision. She used the fact that the whole world was paced around a single century of life to get qualifications for work she found satisfying enough but was able to support a wild and cavalier lifestyle. Ironically, she took to therapy to achieve those ends.It became the way she lived her life to be selling drugs and discussing the deeper issues of those driven to them, without ever really reflecting on the horrifying realization that drove her to such a life herself. A wink, a smile, an insight, and a never-ending supply of milkroot is what became her signature. And she charted this life for herself before even being able to consider herself responsible in her now-estranged mother's eyes.Lofn was hired by Andromeda Laruzedah to be the professional therapist for the courtesans of the Bandee Pakshee, as someone who was so liberated in terms of her own life choices was, Rommie thought, perfectly qualified to help others struggling with their own past or challenges. Somehow, that's actually worked out well. Lofn has managed to be observant and helpful in spite of her rampant drug abuse and lack of professionality.

Name: Nadie Maldenada-Maxwell
Ptonounced: Nah-dee Mal-deh-nada
Nicknames: Nobody, Witch Hunter Nadie
Nationality: Turali
Occupation: Mercenary, the Meracydia Expedition; Bounty Hunter (retired)
Job Crystal: Gunslinger
Age/Nameday: 27, 21st Sun of the 1st Umbral Moon
Gender/Pronouns: Cis Woman, Her/Hers
Sexuality: Lesbian
Relationship Status: Married to Ellis Maxwell
Nadie's Theme
Puedes Contar Conmigo by
La Oreja de Van Gogh
Years ago, Nadie had gone on a trek across the New World from Tural to the Lapis Valley and beyond, seeking out a way to help the woman she was hired to protect, Ellis Maxwell. Ellis had a natural magical aptitude that a traveler from Eorzea diagnosed as 'the Echo', and it had a habit of overcoming the mage. Along her journey to Wiñaymarka, she fell in love with Ellis.She hung up her pistols for a time, content to live in Tural with Ellis and set aside the action of her old life, living a more quiet and reserved few years in the city. But it wasn't the life Nadie was meant for, and both she and Ellis knew that.Following the global disaster called 'the Final Days', Nadie took a job overseas. She wouldn't be a contract killer again, that was a darkness she couldn't invite into her home, but she could be a protector. She signed on with an exploratory mission called the Meracydia Expedition in an effort to find new challenges and excitement. Eventually, Ellis would follow her to this new southerly horizon.

Name: Felicia Rasberry
Nicknames: Blue Rasberry, The Hand
Nationality: Formerly Conscripted Garlean
Occupation: Ironworks Hand, Garlond Ironworks
Job Crystal: Machinist
Age/Nameday: 27, 21st Sun of the 1st Umbral Moon
Gender/Pronouns: Cis Woman, Her/Hers
Sexuality: Lesbian
Relationship Status: Kinda Seeing Jessie Jaye
Nadie's Theme
Puedes Contar Conmigo by
La Oreja de Van Gogh
Years ago, Nadie had gone on a trek across the New World from Tural to the Lapis Valley and beyond, seeking out a way to help the woman she was hired to protect, Ellis Maxwell. Ellis had a natural magical aptitude that a traveler from Eorzea diagnosed as 'the Echo', and it had a habit of overcoming the mage. Along her journey to Wiñaymarka, she fell in love with Ellis.She hung up her pistols for a time, content to live in Tural with Ellis and set aside the action of her old life, living a more quiet and reserved few years in the city. But it wasn't the life Nadie was meant for, and both she and Ellis knew that.Following the global disaster called 'the Final Days', Nadie took a job overseas. She wouldn't be a contract killer again, that was a darkness she couldn't invite into her home, but she could be a protector. She signed on with an exploratory mission called the Meracydia Expedition in an effort to find new challenges and excitement. Eventually, Ellis would follow her to this new southerly horizon.

Name: Enebish Bairon
Pronounced: Enn-ih-besh Bye-ron
Nicknames: Bish, Ms. Blanchimont's Dragoon Maid
Nationality: Othardi
Occupation: Maid, House Blanchimont; Chef, Atelier Eliza Coffee and Tea; Explorer, the Meracydia Expedition
Job Crystal: Maid
Age/Nameday: 24, 30th Sun of the 1st Umbral Moon
Gender/Pronouns: Cis Woman, Her/Hers
Sexuality: Lesbian
Relationship Status: Single
Enebish's Theme
No Consequences by VersaEmerge
There's some issues between Ishgard and the Au Ra, based largely on not being able to tell dragons and lizards apart. It wasn't endemic in Enebish's life, but it was a common enough issue that getting to work for one of the most progressive lesser noble houses was a stroke of luck for the young Bairon. For nearly seven years, Bish has tended to the needs of the eccentric House Blanchimont for a respectable wage and indulgence of some of her own outlandish behavior.Enebish is, by nature, a gossip. She loves having secrets, particularly those with a bent toward impropriety. House Blanchimont is no stranger to scandal, and Bish has had the juicy insights on those scandals, but she also provides the House with material on other nobles, enabling House Blanchimont's attitude of mutually assured destruction as it pertains to secrets. And, of course, Bish herself has fueled some of the sordid stories both of her employer and others.When it came time for Lady Blanchimont's Meracydia Expedition, Bish saw a way to put her family's expertise in survivalism to a useful cause. No one north of the Cieldalaes knew what the environment of Meracydia was like these days, after all. So, she decided to continue serving her house and putting some of that heritage that caused her issues in youth to use.

Name: Victorique Gallo
Pronounced: Vic-tor-eeq Gal-low
Stage Name: Victorique Charmant
Nicknames: Vic, Gem, Geode, Monstre Charmant
Nationality: Gelmorran
Occupation: Impresario, Calescent Glen
Job Crystal: Magical Girl
Age/Nameday: 19, 25th Sun of the 6th Umbral Moon
Gender/Pronouns: Cis Woman, Her/Hers
Sexuality: Lesbian
Relationship Status: Single
Victorique's Theme
No Consequences by VersaEmerge
Victorique was raised by her single mother Cordelia who, due to the Black Shroud's treatment of Duskwights, couldn't find a use for her intellect in Vic's youth. Cordelia Gallo spent the first few years of Victorique's life as somewhere between an exotic dancer and stage mesmerist called "the Gray Wolf," playing up certain stereotypes she found deeply distasteful.That changed when the mother and daughter moved to Limsa Lominsa. Cordelia's observational and mathematical skills got her work at Maelvaan's Gate. As a result, most of Victorique's teen years were spent in the pirate city. Cordelia tried to instill that as the image of proper work in her daughter's mind, distancing herself from the stigmas of Duskwights and the trying times their family had in the Shroud.Victorique, however, was enamored with the glamour of the stage and the high profile of the food from the Bismark far more, and so tapped into the stagecraft she'd seen Cordelia employ when she was young. Though she had some of her mother's gifts for reasoning she was far more interested in the glitz of the decadent pleasure barge lifestyle. Her work entertaining the fairer sex through her late teens got her the job of promoter and impresario for an upscale restaurant targeting specifically sapphic clientele.

Name: Laniakea Jabberwock
Pronounced: Lah-knee-ah-kay-ah Jab-burr-walk
Nicknames: Lan, Lani, Silver, Number 4603
Nationality: Amaurotine
Occupation: Meteion
Job Crystal: Gunbreaker
Age/Nameday: Ancient
Gender/Pronouns: Cis Woman, Her/Hers
Sexuality: Lesbian
Relationship Status: Engaged to Eris Jabberwock
Laniakea's Theme
Coding Angel by Jason Covenant
Contains Endwalker Spoilers
Before time was time in Etheryis, there was a man. His name was Hermes, and he felt despair unlike the other men of his age could fathom. He begged the universe to show him something more. Something worth living for. But he was desperate and foolish. His invention, the Meteia, were a vast networked intelligence, able to explore the cosmos and report back the meaning of life. But the notion that a single meaning to life exists is a myopic vision, and his experiment returned the worst results imaginable as a consequence.It should, therefore, come as little surprise that his design for his little birds was equally imperfect. Inherently social, needing connection, the Meteia were sent on long, isolated journeys across the dark. This torture made their deep desire - "Might we please be friends?" - a cosmic threat. That is, for most of their number.A single instance, Meteion 4603, was wounded in the cosmos and lost connection with the sisters' network. She couldn't feel the desolation they endured, and instead fell back to Etheryis, a lone and silver starbird. Awakened by the Allagans and used as a processing center to help design Dalamud, she was named for the boundless starfield from which she apparently hailed. Dubbed Laniakea, 4603 would forget most of her history and, instead, fall once again victim to Hermes' instability and scientific inadequacy.